My family wakes me up every morning to show me something

theblackship:

And I’m just sitting there like

And they’re like 

“Why are you so crabby?!!?!” 

maybe because you woke me up. bitch. 

(Source: yourhaloisslipping, via imjustonekid)

I hate it when bitches pretend like I’m Google and expect me to know all the answers to their shit questions

theblackship:

(Source: yourhaloisslipping, via imjustonekid)

Anonymous said: <p>Can you use chopsticks?! :D</p>

haha yeah…wish i could though :(